Parent and Teacher Meeting

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PARENT AND TEACHER MEETING

Parent:
How is my son's performance in class?

Teacher:
Your son has about 8.4GB brain memory capacity. His brain power is better than Pentium 300. He doesn't pay much attention in class, most probably due to low "cache" because he seems to forget what is taught by the time the class ends.

RAM maybe not enough because sometimes he understands and sometimes he couldn't.
There seems to be some calculation errors sometimes, could it be due to CPU error during born? Better send him for extra tuition to increase CPU function and performance.

Sound card seems to be the problem most of the time. It doesn't function properly whenever sound or audio is required. But when silence is needed, he produces lots and lots of noise and statics.

Also, screen saver might be set for too short a time, cause whenever I pause for about one minute, he went into "sleep" mode.

The display unit is too advance to handle, as he often sees things outside the blackboard.

Other than these problems, there are no more major faults.

Parent: ......